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a million things that bug me

inspired by this calvin and hobbes strip.

underlined items give context when you hover over them.

  1. mosquitoes
  2. losing my spot in a book
  3. the git cli
  4. microsoft windows (8.1 and newer)
  5. bloatware
  6. spyware you need to install to get a job
  7. spyware in general
  8. free mobile games
  9. pay-to-win mechanics
  10. debugging for hours just to find an issue that you should have caught immediately
  11. stereotypical pop music
  12. terrible documentation
  13. only being able to find something when you don't need it
  14. showers that get progressively colder
  15. shrinkflation
  16. forced software updates
  17. that one cramp you get in your leg when you stretch too hard
  18. red delicious apples
  19. subscription pestering
  20. the "dir" command
  21. undercooked or overcooked bacon
  22. proprietary charging ports
  23. scam calls
  24. programming languages which start at 1, not 0
  25. the song that never ends
  26. pacman -S
  27. the hotkey ctrl-alt-shift-win-l
  28. "mini" sodas
  29. bad fingerprint readers
  30. forgetting a dream
  31. clocks that don't have a "snooze" button
  32. sink water that's just a little too hot or cold
  33. the fact that some people have 2000+ hours in splatoon 3
  34. flat sparkling water
  35. 500 line stack traces
  36. x64 assembly
  37. too little dipping sauce
  38. "american" style cheese
  39. retractable USB cables that don't extend right
  40. really cheap phone chargers
  41. awkward silences
  42. stickers that don't stick
  43. DRM
  44. shoving AI into literally everything for next to no reason
  45. school laptops
  46. formatters that format your code incorrectly
  47. the english language (and all of its inconsistent rules/grammar)
  48. minimum or maximum mouse sensitivity
  49. cheaters
  50. "smart" TVs that are no longer smart due to age
  51. adblock detectors
  52. typos
  53. compiling from source on incredibly slow computers
  54. bootlooping
  55. spotty internet
  56. flickering store signs
  57. using the "word" skibidi unironically
  58. streamsniping
  59. modern BIOS configuration menus